He ventured forth to bring light to the world[snip]
The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers...
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
Read the entire piece by Gerard Baker at the TimesOnline site. Brilliant!