Somewhere near Fredericksburg , Texas (60 miles north of San Antonio), there is a large German-speaking population....
A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
The man shouts back: "I'm from Chicago. I'm down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand a word you said. Speak English!"
The farmer replies: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
PS. "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." means "Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."
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