Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Night Funnies

Somewhere near Fredericksburg , Texas (60 miles north of San Antonio), there is a large German-speaking population....

A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

The man shouts back: "I'm from Chicago. I'm down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand a word you said. Speak English!"

The farmer replies: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

PS. "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." means "Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

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