America Rising: A Must-See Video

Obama-Inspired Gift Suggestion

EXPOSED: How The 'Party Crashers' REALLY Got In

I wish I could credit the creator of this piece, but no one seems to know who's responsible for it. If it's you, please tell me; I always give proper attribution when available.

Barack Has A Truth Ache

This NY Post headline says it all...  Even people who voted for Obama's hopey-changey squish are realizing he didn't mean a word of it.  It's all about HIM, his agenda, his radical friends and fundamentally changing America into something none of us recognizes or wants.

Quite simply, the president is squandering the trust the American people vested in him. It could not be otherwise when so many suspect he pulled the wool over their eyes to get elected.

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One telling fact is that Obama has lost ground with every group except those who self-identify as liberal Democrats. Moderate and conservative Dems, along with independents and Republicans, are registering complaints. In that sense, it is unanimous he has turned left.

Sorry to say this, but I told you so....

Friday Funnies

How to explain 'spreading the wealth around' to your kids:

Hey Media Meatheads: 'We Controlled You'

Our friends over at World Net Daily report on a 'startling' admission by Anita Dunn, Communications Director for the Obama White House:

President Obama's presidential campaign focused on "making" the news media cover certain issues while rarely communicating anything to the press unless it was "controlled," White House Communications Director Anita Dunn disclosed to the Dominican government at a videotaped conference.

"Very rarely did we communicate through the press anything that we didn't absolutely control," said Dunn.

Gee.  We never saw that coming, Anita...  In other news, the grass is green and the sky is blue!

Mmm Mmm Mmm. Barack Hussein... Rockwell?

In 1960, famous illustrator/artist Norman Rockwell produced one of his most iconic works, the Triple Self-Portrait seen below.

Now, in 2009, I Own The World is pleased to present this updated version featuring President Barack Obama...

Find this and many other great parodies at: www.iowntheworld.com

Trick or Treat?

BREAKING NEWS: We have just learned that a devilish Halloween 'trick' resulted in the spreading of mass confusion and misinformation yesterday.

It seems someone in Norway wanted to have a little fun at our expense. Well, we certainly fell for it! How embarrassing.

Now, as a public service, I would like to clarify that President Obama was actually awarded the 'No Balls Piece Pries'. He will be receiving a collection of DVDs, formatted to work only in European players, containing 1.4 million suggested ways to placate and appease one's enemies.

Doesn't that make a lot more sense?

Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn't Get The Olympics

Fr. Scott Kingsbury is a Twitter pal and all around nice guy with a wicked-good sense of humor. This is his 'Top 10' take on the failure of Chicago's bid for the 2016 Olympic games:

10.  Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings.

  9.  Obama was distracted by the 25 min. meeting with Gen. McChrystal.

  8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

  7.  The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

  6.  Obviously no president would have been able to accomplish it.

  5.  We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.

  4.  This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".

  3.  Clearly there are not enough wise Latina judges on the committee.

  2.  Because the IOC is racist.

And....finally...

  1.  It's George Bush's fault.

Fr. Kingsbury is the Vicar of St. Barnabas The Apostle Anglican Church in California.

Obama Criticism: Are YOU A Racist?

Hat Tip: No Blood For Sauerkraut

Friday Funnies

Henry Payne

'Dry Bones' On Middle East Peace

Dry Bones Blog.com

Hat Tip: Ma Sands

In Honor Of Indoctrination Tuesday

Martin Luther King:

"I have a dream."

Barry Hussein Obama:

"Dream a little dream of ME"

What's in your child's curriculum today?

Breaking News: Has Leon Panetta Resigned?

Our friends at RedState.com have received 'credible' reports that CIA Director Leon Panetta has resigned.

I’m hearing a very credible rumor that Leon Panetta has dispatched a resignation letter to Barack Obama on vacation.

Panetta is said to be extremely angry about the possible prosecution of CIA officers doing their job and has decided to resign in protest.

The rumor is unconfirmed, but given the sourcing I think it is safe to treat it credibly.

Very interesting. Stay tuned, Crumb Crunchers.

Henry & Rush On Health Care Reform

Henry Payne

This summarizes it all rather well:

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who is a closet smoker, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, forced on people who don't want it and financed by a country that is nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?

Rush Limbaugh

Will You Take This Treat From Barack Obama?

Opie is a very smart Canine American. It's too bad more Americans of the human variety don't refuse 'treats' from Barry.

Hat tip: The World According To Me

A New Caduceus For Obamacare

From our friends at Right Mind

Massachusetts & Oregon: Government-Run Health Care Run Amok

The Independence Institute has produced these two short, funny videos to explain some of the inherent problems with government-run health care systems. They didn't have far to look; we have shining examples of failure on both coasts.

Has Your Employer Joined Obamacare?

Here are the top 10 ways to tell if your employer has switched you to Obama's health care plan....

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming".

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.


Hat tip: WiseWomenWill

Friday Funnies

Henry Payne